He was funny since the day he was born. All about him was
funny, from his birth date, his name, and the way he’d talk and tell
a story. Even his dog was funny. People enjoyed him, but nobody took him
seriously, except for the director who often asked him to deliver unpleasant
messages to the orchestra members. He would package it all so well, that
the recipients of the messages laughed, till the meaning really occurred
to them. He always felt being an outdoor person and his job was designed
to be not only indoors, but also “at night” type of profession.
To him, an outdoor character of a person meant an early riser personality.
All good things were happening at sunrise, he thought. Animals were active,
and all the sounds were more vivid and sharp. After 5 p.m. he usually became
sleepy and grouchy, thus often his performances were cruel and often aggressive.
He started early morning, outdoor performances. The topics of his funny
talks switched from who, what, when and where to how, how to, however,
hence, horrendous, huge and hungry.